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My name is Chris and my life revolves around music. I am a self taught musician and I take lots of pride in that. Apparently I am a funny guy to some people. I just like to be myself and make the most out of things. Well my girlfriend Jessica is downright amazing. I love her so much and I wouldn't give her up for anything. Life could not get any better at this point and if it did then I would be the happiest man alive.

howtocatchawhovian:

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 


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how is anyone in australia still alive?

howtocatchawhovian:

its-only-logical-captain:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

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how is anyone in australia still alive?

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I refuse to believe this is a real animal. No. Impossible

quixon:

"Heard you was talking shit, bitch."

quixon:

"Heard you was talking shit, bitch."

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

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frankoceans:

Her name is Winnie, im screaming she’s adorable

HER EYES

rihbs:

frankoceans:

Her name is Winnie, im screaming she’s adorable

HER EYES

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